Bacon Can't Solve Everything (I'm Looking at YOU Denny's)

So...I went to Denny's for food this evening.  First mistake in a long line of many for tonight.

I eat animals.  I've tried not to.  But I just can't help it.  I've seen them prepared a lot of ways.  But nothing I've seen prepared me for this.  Not a damn thing.  I was handed a menu that was bacon themed.  Normally I wouldn't bat an eye.  But something caught my attention.  A bacon sundae.  I'm sure you've seen the commercial.  So this isn't news.  I don't listen to commercials.  I thought it to be a joke.  But, there I sat, confronting reality.  They did it.  Ice cream and bacon together.

Now, most people's minds would be screaming "NO!" But my mind works slightly differently.  The part that was saying "NO!" was follwing that up with "...well maybe it won't be all that bad."

So...after my normal food, I was forced to blaze the trail to the bacon sundae.

And now, here I sit, its midnight, and my stomach and chest area are having an intense battle with the punishment I've put them through.  There is begging, there is sobbing, there might even be vomit.

Have I learned my lesson?  When it comes to bacon and ice cream, yes.  Everything else?  Probably not.  Just keep onions the fuck away from it and I'll give it a go.